The Queen reports troubled waters ahead!
Her loyal scouts tell tales of rebels seeking to abscond with the colonies!
At the start of July Her Majesty’s crown colony, the Dominion of Canada, is rumored to be parading its sovereignty. Just days later the American States are said to be rallying for similar treachery!
Thus Her Royal Highness has taken the daring step of enlisting maritime mercenaries. That’s right, a league of pirates to besiege the colonies.
In the name of Her Majesty and the Mighty Empire upon which the sun never sets (and thus the bar never closes) you are hereby conscripted to quell the colonial uprising through drink, revelry, dance and roast meat.
Exclusive: Secrets of the Tiki Bar Revealed!
As we launch a new chapter in the Tiki Bar TV odyssey, we’re visited by Tubefilter News, “the leading authority in episodic web television”.
In a marathon interview that would make Frost/Nixon look like a fluff piece, the intrepid journalists grilled us until we could take it no more. Tosca
cleverly distracted them while Doctor Tiki
concocted a Spiced Mai Tai (Mai Tai with spiced rum) and fed the newshounds until their snouts could no longer sniff the trail.
But not before they wrangled some olde tymee stories from us.* Tales that include Tiki Bar TV’s moment on stage with Steve Jobs, how Johnny Johnny got his name to thoughts on opening our own bar. Like all things that take place in the Tiki Bar, it ended with much revelry and, dare I admit, even dancing. Read the interview here.
*Never begin a sentence with “But”.
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